THERE IS A TICK UP MY CROTCH


(Ode to the plunderer from our tribe whom I won’t tame as long as he out-plunder’s your tribe’s plunderer)

There’s a tick up my crotch (a wild tick you’d love to tame)
A fat round tick
A fat round tick hangs down my crotch
A tick ticking away my life juices
But destroy my ticky mate I won’t
Because, like me, the tick too speaks atiriri;

There’s a tick up my crotch (a wild tick you’d love to tame)
An engorged tick
An engorged tick weighs down my thing
Sucking out my vitality
But pluck the tick off I won’t
Because, like me, the tick too sings mulembe;

There’s a tick up my crotch (a wild tick you’d love to tame)
A clawy, stubborn tick
A clawy stubborn tick lives deep in my crotchy
Maiming my unmentionable
But scratch the tick away I won’t
Coz like me, the ticky too hails omera;

There’s a tick up my crotch (a wild tick you’d love to tame)
An angry tick
An angry tick clings up my Y’know-what
Clawing my pleasure-tube
Yet, untick my crotch I won’t
Because like me, the tick too dances tugul;

Unwild my tick I won’t, until we wipe you out!
Our tribal tick versus your ethnic tick…
Our tick plus I crushing your tick plus you!
My crotch’s tick’s bites massage, your sucky tick’s bites deform.
Down with you and your robber ticky, up with my hero plunderer tick and me!

© OLUOCH-MADIANG’, 2009.

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2 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Sitawa Namwalie on April 11, 2012 at 17:49

    Did not see that coming…. fabulous

    Reply

  2. This could be a wonderful lullaby to a parade of fuckin ticks. I hate them as well and I really don’t give a fuck whether the plunderer is from my tribe or not

    Reply

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