THE CREATION STORY (IN ADDED TIME)


After He was finished with The Beginning,
At extra time (as Adam dreamt)
God made bums.
Sackfuls upon sackfuls of bottoms at 90kgs standard.

He then travelled to Kisumu
And Lagos and Kingston, Jamaica where
He lined His women & gifted out asses
By the spadefuls.

Then, pressed for time,
Adonay just passed by London
And New York and Tokyo, Japan
& briskly doled out behinds by the pinchfuls.

Like to every madman a market,
And to every market a city,
So too did the Moulder smack
To every city a backside.

On the 7th day, a few moments to midnight,
God rested finally, for real,
And while he relaxed
He saw that all buttocks were just fine.

© Oluoch-Madiang’

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9 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by Evelyne on August 5, 2012 at 06:50

    Ha ha ha ha……. nice one.

    Reply

  2. Hilarious! beautiful writing

    Reply

  3. Posted by Tatyana on August 6, 2012 at 10:36

    Lol! Funny! U shud do one about legs: Mt Kenya ones vs Western kenya!lol

    Reply

  4. Posted by Brendah Bristarriah on August 7, 2012 at 23:03

    Wow dats an awesome article

    Reply

  5. Posted by Shameem kanyi on August 9, 2012 at 13:17

    Amazing!

    Reply

  6. Posted by Shiro on February 7, 2013 at 11:05

    Hahahaha I love!

    Reply

  7. Ass-tounding poetics.

    Reply

  8. Seems he loved southeran hemisphere more…cant stop laughing

    Reply

  9. Posted by elizabeth on March 3, 2013 at 17:19

    you forgot that he also passed by mombasa…my hometown

    Reply

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